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My Brain is 95% Showtunes, 5% Useless Other Stuff T-Shirt

My Brain is 95% Showtunes, 5% Useless Other Stuff T-Shirt

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For those whose thoughts are constantly in the spotlight and whose lives are one big performance, this t-shirt says it all! Perfect for anyone whose mind is filled with lyrics, choreography, and theatrical magic. Whether you're on stage or just living life dramatically, this tee is for you.

Design Details

This eye-catching t-shirt features the witty phrase "My Brain is 95% Showtunes, 5% Useless Other Stuff" alongside the iconic theatre masks. The design is printed boldly on the front, making it clear that your heart belongs to the stage.

Key Features 

  • Classic Fit: The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. Its classic fit ensures a comfy, relaxed wear suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.
  • Premium Fabric: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort. The specially spun fibres provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness.
  • Durability: The shoulders have tape for improved durability, and the lack of side seams means no itchy interruptions under the arms.
  • Comfort: The tear-away label ensures a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
  • Ethical Production: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Available Colours

  • Black
  • Navy

Perfect For

  • Theatre lovers
  • Performers
  • Musical enthusiasts
  • Anyone who lives and breathes showtunes

With this t-shirt, you can proudly display your love for theatre and showtunes, letting the world know just how much the stage means to you.

Sizing Information

Sizing available in photographs.

Embrace your theatrical side and grab your "My Brain is 95% Showtunes, 5% Useless Other Stuff" t-shirt today. Perfect for yourself or as a gift for the theatre lover in your life!

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