Confused about stage directions? You're not alone! Our new t-shirt is here to help—well, sort of. Featuring "Stage Left" with a comedy mask and an arrow and "Stage Right" with a tragedy mask and an arrow, this shirt is perfect for those who know that left isn’t always left and right isn’t always right—at least, not from the audience's point of view!
Why You’ll Love It:
Comfort & Style: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this unisex heavy cotton t-shirt is soft, breathable, and perfect for year-round wear. With a medium fabric weight of 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), it's built to keep you comfortable whether you’re under the spotlight or just lounging backstage.
Classic Fit, Timeless Design: The classic fit ensures relaxed, comfy wear, while the crew neckline adds a neat, timeless touch that suits any occasion, from casual days out to theatre rehearsals. Plus, with no side seams to irritate, you'll stay comfy no matter where the director sends you.
Confusion Made Clear: With its bold arrows and iconic masks, this shirt is a humorous nod to the confusion of stage directions and a handy guide for those who need it. Remember: Stage Left is the performer’s left (your right), and Stage Right is the performer’s right (your left). Simple, right? (Or is it left?)
Durability You Can Count On Reinforced shoulders with tape make this t-shirt durable enough to withstand countless rehearsals and performances. And with a tear-away label, you'll enjoy a scratch-free experience whenever you wear it.
Ethically Made: Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this t-shirt is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality. Gildan, a proud US Cotton Trust Protocol member, ensures every shirt is produced sustainably and responsibly.
Sizes Available: Small to 3XL
Perfect For: Theatre lovers, actors, directors, and anyone who’s ever been confused by stage directions. Wear it proudly and let fellow thespians know you’re in on the joke!
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out to keep your design looking as sharp as your performance.
Ready to Get It Right (or Left)? Whether you’re directing, acting, or just a theatre fan, this t-shirt is a must-have for your collection. Grab yours today and navigate those stage directions in style!
